Brand New Best Friend



"Brand New Best Friend" is a song from the movie Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension sung by the 1st Dimension's Heinz Doofenshmirtz and the 2nd Dimension's Heinz Doofenshmritz.

Lyrics
Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Do I know you? Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, I'm you from another dimension. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Well, that would explain the handsomeness. Doofenshmirtz: Right back at you, big guy. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Does that mean you and I are exactly alike? Doofenshmirtz: I suppose so.

Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Do you want some rice pudding? Doofenshmirtz: No, that's gross! Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): It was a test! Almond brittle? Doofenshmirtz: Ooh, I love it the most! Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Me too!

Doofenshmirtz: Do you collect coins? Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Yeah, just in case Vending machines become the Both: Dominant race

I've been alone all these years With my irrational fears Doofenshmirtz: But not the vending machine thing. That's gonna happen. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): But now before me I see Both: Someone with whom I agree I've found a brand new best friend and it's me (2x)

Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Hmm, I thought I'd be taller Doofenshmirtz: I've been told I slouch I thought I'd have both my eyes, y'know... Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): It's in this pouch Doofenshmirtz: Ouch!

Doofenshmirtz: You know, I can't help but notice that your scar goes over your eyepatch. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Yeah... Doofenshmirtz: (pause) ...Nothing...

Doofenshmirtz: Do Lamas weird you out? Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Yeah, are they camels or sheep? Doofenshmirtz: No, no, I meant Lorenzo Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Oh, that's right Both: He played Meap!

Both: Now I know all about you And you know all about me Doofenshmirtz: Ooh-wee-ooh Both: And now before me I see Someone with whom I agree I've found a brand new best friend and it's me (2x)

Now that I've found you Or we can be a duo Doofenshmirtz: That's right. Both: Twice the evil Double Doofenshmirtz Doofenshmirtz: Coming at you Fridays!

Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): What- What's that, are we doing a TV show together? Doofenshmirtz: Oh no. It just sort of sounded like it. Well, I mean, we could. We should! Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Hmm, maybe we're not so much alike. Doofenshmirtz: That can be your catchphrase! You're the grumpy one. (Pokes him) huh?