Destroy the Book

Destroy the Book is the villain song of Captain Hook sung in the Jake and the Never Land Pirates special, Battle for the Book.

Lyrics
Captain Hook: The great and glorious Captain Hook

Should be celebrated in verse

Not snickered about in a fairy tale

Where they call me a codfish or worse

Sharky and Bones: Or worse

Captain Hook:All these fables and fibs are untrue

Sharky and Bones: So untrue

Captain Hook:So there's only one thing left to do

Destroy the book! Destroy the book!

A bumbler, outrageous Rip out all the pages

Sharky and Bones:And Destroy the book!

Captain Hook:So that nobody reads it again

Sing it, boys!

Sharky and Bones: The great and glorious Captain Hook

So elegant and dreadful is he

Captain Hook:That I am.

Sharky and Bones: He might be dishonest

But that book is lying

Captain Hook: And making a ninny of me

I'm misrepresented

Sharky and Bones:Oh, how he resented

Captain Hook:It's false and fictitious

Sharky and Bones: It'll swim with the fishes

Captain Hook: And they'll call me a codfish no more

Destroy the book, destroy the book

A bumbler, outrageous

Rip out all the pages

Sharky and Bones:And destroy the book

Captain Hook:So that nobody reads it again

Nobody reads it again

Destroy the book

Destroy the book!

Sharky and Bones:It's a lie, it's absurd

Captain Hook:I'll unwrite every word I'll swipe it, you'll see

And then I'll guarantee that nobody

Sharky and Bones:Nobody

Captain Hook: Reads it

I mean nobody

Sharky and Bones:Nobody

Captain Hook:Reads it again

All: Destroy the book!