Lies

"Lies" is a song sung by Dr. Doofenshmirtz in the episode "Let's Bounce".

Lyrics
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Lies are the glue that hold society together People lie about their mileage, they lie about the weather

They lie to spare each other's feelings They lie to stay in bed They lie to feel important, about all the books that they've read

Woman: You look good in that hat. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Lies! Man: I don't think you have too many cats. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Lies! Man 2: Your hair looks nice when it's up like that. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Lies! Lies, lies, lies!

Woman 2: Oh dear, the house looks great. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Lies! Blay'n: You haven't put on any weight. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Lies! Woman 3: Oh, I thought you said eight. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Lies! Lies, lies, lies!

People say that it's all right They're only trying to be polite But even though they're little and white They're lies Yes, everyone says it's alright And I don't want to start a fight But you know the ties that bind us tight are Lies!