The Best of Everything



The Best of Everything is a song sung by Fat Cat in the Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers pilot episode "To the Rescue".

Lyrics
Fat Cat: Like my new sparkler, boys?

Bit: We didn't think you could get your paws on it, Fat Cat.

Fat Cat: Oh, ye of little brain. It's trinkets like these that show the world what I deserve -- the best!

Fat Cat: You can't expect a true gourmet To settle for mere fish flambé My diet screams for triple-star Beluga caviare

And cream by any other name Cannot compare with French champagne So pop the cork and tip your hat A toast to me, Fat Cat

I want the best of everything Golden crowns and diamond rings Servants at my beck and call I'll make them crawl You know I want it all

My velvet tux is tailor-made Embroidered silk and jewelled brocade My good taste is so refined I demand the top of the line

Oh, I've hand-crushed Greek volcanic rocks To line my lacquered litterbox A fine Italian marble bust Engraved, "In Fat Cat we Trust"

Gamblers: He wants the best of everything Golden crowns and diamond rings Servants at his beck and call He'll make them crawl You know he wants it all

He wants the best of everything Golden crowns and diamond rings Servants at his beck and call

Fat Cat: I'll make them crawl You know I want it all

Gamblers: La, la, la!