The Easter Bunny Always Sleeps

The Easter Bunny Always Sleeps is Irontail's villainous reprise of Colonel Bunny's song The Easter Bunny Never Sleeps.

Lyrics

 * (Sung) Every tulip that needs tending
 * Will get a proper bending
 * And jellybeans will rot upon their heaps
 * All the hens who are expecting
 * Will get no more protecting
 * For in spring, the Easter Bunny always sleeps
 * (Spoken)And from this time forward,
 * All Easter eggs shall be colored
 * The shade of mud and new concrete
 * Instead of chocolate bunnies and chicks,
 * I commission the candy sculptors
 * To make tarantulas and octopuses
 * And I hereby declare
 * An end to Easter bonnets
 * From now on, there will only be Easter galoshes
 * (Sung) I need lots of peace and quiet
 * And Easter won't deny it
 * Every spring, the Easter Bunny always sleeps!