Mister Chuckle Teeth (song)

Mister Chuckle Teeth is the theme song of a fictional child's television mascot and central antagonist of the X-Files episode "Familiar" - in which the mascot becomes a murderous child-snatching demon due to witchcraft - as such the theme song is now part and parcel with the demonic slayings and the small-town atrocities of the episode.

Lyrics
Mister Chuckleteeth, Happy as can be

Mister Chuckleteeth, won't you play with me

When I am feeling lonely, lonely as can be

Oh Mister Chuckleteeth won't you play with me

Mister Chuckleteeth we all love you so

Say that last forever, never let us go

When I am feeling lonely, lonely as can be

Oh, Mister Chuckleteeth won't you play wth me

Mister Chuckleteeth we all love you so