The Money Cat

"The Money Cat" is the villain song sung Meowrice and his shadow cats from Gay Purr-ee.

Lyrics
Meowrice: When preacher can't preach you And teacher can't teach you When angels can't reach you

Shadow cats: The money cat can

Meowrice: We give social status To countrified tomatoes

Shadow cats: If you want kicks and class and clothes Money cat knows where the money tree grows

Meowrice: Beauticians will sleek you

Shadow cats: Fashion cats chic you Aristocrats seek you Man Man Man Man Man Man

Meowrice: And should that dream of glory Be part of your plan

Shadow cats: If anyone can help you The money cat can Money cat knows where the money tree grows

Mingle with the right folk Meet the bottle poppers

Rub elbow with the elite And the big name-droppers

If you got your heart set On moochin' with the smart set

Meowrice: Money cat knows where the money tree grows

Shadow cats: Get your picture painted On the magazine cover

You can have a palace With the world your lover

Money cat can buy up Anyone who's high up

Shadow cats and Meowrice: We've got dicks and politics and law In the palm of our paw

The gendarmes may nail you The lawyers may bail you The judges may jail you Man

Meowrice: So why be a flopola With egg on your pan

Shadow cats: If anyone can save you The money cat can