I Go Looney

Joker:

When the world is full of care And every headline screams despair, All is rape, starvation, war and life is vile

Then there’s a certain thing I do Which I shall pass along to you, That’s always guaranteed to make me smile: YES!!!!!

I go loo-oo-oony as a light-bulb battered bug! Simply loo-oo-oony, sometimes foam and chew the rug!

Mister, life is swell In a padded cell, It’ll chase those blues away: You can trade your gloom For a rubber room And injections twice a day!

Just go loo-oo-oony like an acid casualty, Or a moo-oo-oonie, or a preacher on T.V.

When the human race Wears an anxious face, When the bomb hangs overhead, When your kid turns blue, It won’t worry you, You can smile and nod instead.

When you’re loo-oo-oony, then you just don’t give a fig, Man’s so pu-uu-uny, and the universe so big!

If you hurt inside, Get certified, And if life should treat you bad…

DON'T GET EVEN...GET MAD!!!!!

YES!!!!!!!