I'm Handsome

"I'm Handsome" is a song sung by Dr. Doofenshmirtz, in the Phineas and Ferb episode "Quietest Day Ever".

Lyrics
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: My jaw is rugged, My hair is wavy, My eyes they twinkle and shine. I used to be mashed potatos, Now I'm the gravy Nobody else is quite this fine. I'm the face! I'm a real ace! Nobody's visual appeal is stronger! I'm the very definition of masculine grace, Take a picture, it'll last you longer! 'Cuz I'm handsome! I'm so good lookin', I'm easy on the eyes. Don't you know that I'm handsome? (handsome) I got chiseled features Try not to look surprised When you see that I'm handsome! I'm a real Adonis I'm the best you ever saw! I'm handsome I'm a tall drink of water Somebody better grab a straw! 'Cuz I'm handsome!

Man: My company wants to give you a life time supply of our distinctive hand mirrors Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Send them over. Don't you know that I'm handsome? (handsome) Woman: I’m gonna name all my children after you even though they’re already in college Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Nice! Can't you see that I'm handsome? (handsome) Get in line ladies! (he's handsome) I'm a total catch, really I'm quite fetching It's a word, it is. It means that I'm handsome!