You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch



You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch is a villain song performed by Thurl Ravenscroft in the 1966 animated adaptation of Dr. Seuss's How the Grinch Stole Christmas!.

Lyrics
Original= You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch I wouldn't touch you with a 39-and-a-half foot pole

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick crocodile

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch You're a nasty waspy skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch

The three words that best describe you Are as follows, and I quote "Stink, stank, stunk"

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch You're the king of sinful sots Your heart's a dead tomato Splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch

Your soul is an appalling dump heap Overflowing with the most disgraceful In sortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable Mangled up in tangled-up knots

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch With the nastiest super nast You're a crooked jerky trockey And you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Grinch You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich With arsenic sauce Jim Carrey Version= You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

Just face the music, You're a monster, Mr. Grinch Yes, you are

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch

I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole

You know, when you ask the whos of Who-Ville No one's denying

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch

Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile