Charmed Life



"Charmed Life" is a song sung in the alternate future created when Candace stopped her brothers from building their rollercoaster. It was sung by Emperor of Tri-State Area Heinz Doofenshmirtz in "Phineas and Ferb's Quantum Boogaloo".

Lyrics
It's been a charmed life, Got all I ever wanted, And I'm not too shy to flaunt it, you see. It's been a sweet ride, Everyone is genuflecting And erecting giant statues of me.

It's like a great lunch With all you can eat, And I can leave my wallet at home. And everyone pays for me, Because it's compulsory, Or into the stockade they're thrown.

Still, I'm a nice guy; How many emperors Would always remember your name? How ya doing, Joe? I must admit, I May take quite a lot, But I'll always give you plenty of blame.

It's been a sweet ride; Life's a bowl of cherries, And nobody's merrier than me. Because everyone else is the proletariat, And baby, I'm the bourgeoisie. Look it up, Joe! Baby, I'm the bourgeoisie! Oh, yeah!