Sweet Transvestite

(I'm Just a) Sweet Transvestite is the villain song of Dr. Frank-N-Furter, sung in The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Frank sings it to introduce himself.

Lyrics
'''[Dr. Frank-N-Furter]'''

How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman. He's just a little brought down because when you knocked, he thought you were the candyman. Don't get strung out by the way that I look, don't judge a book by its cover. I'm not much of a man by the light of day, but by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound. You look like you're both pretty groovy. Or if you want something visual, that's not too abysmal. We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

[Brad Majors]

I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry.

[Janet Weiss]

Right.

[Brad Majors]

We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car. We don't want to be any worry.

'''[Dr. Frank-N-Furter]'''

So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that? Well babies, don't you panic. By the light of the night when it all seems alright. I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So why don't you stay for the night?

[Riff Raff]

Night!

'''[Dr. Frank-N-Furter]'''

Or maybe a bite?

[Columbia]

Bite!

'''[Dr. Frank-N-Furter]'''

I could show you my favorite, obsession. I've been making a man, with blond hair and a tan. And he's good for relieving my... tension

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania. Ha, Ha!

Hit it, I'm just a Sweet Transvestite....

[Riff Raff, Columbia, and Magenta]

Sweet Transvestite....

'''[Dr. Frank-N-Furter]'''

From Transsexual...

[Frank-N-Furter, Riff Raff, Magenta, and Columbia]

Transylvania.

'''[Dr. Frank-N-Furter]'''

So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab. I see you shiver with antici... pation! But maybe the rain isn't really to blame. So I'll remove the cause,.... but not the symptom.