Better Way to Be Bad

Better Way to Be Bad is a song sung by Cozy Glow, Lord Tirek, and Queen Chrysalis in season 9 episode "Frenemies" from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Lyrics
Cozy Glow: I think I know a way that we can grow Time to try something new, something better No more solo, trust is the way to go And all we need to do is work together

Lord Tirek: Ah, please! No thanks, no way, I feel the need to say I'm smarter, stronger, and I don't need you two

Queen Chrysalis: Ha! Stronger? Okay, I guess we'll downplay How bad you got your rear end handed to you

Cozy Glow: It's time to try a better way to be bad

Lord Tirek: groans

Lord Tirek and Queen Chrysalis: Do we really need a better way to be bad?

Cozy Glow: United as one

Queen Chrysalis: Teamwork? Please, what a fad

Cozy Glow: Combine all our strength, we'll go to any length Once we have a better way to be bad

Let's go, begin, this time we're gonna win

Queen Chrysalis: The ice you're on is thin, so watch what you say

Cozy Glow: I know you're in, I think I see a grin

Lord Tirek: For all this pain and torture, I swear you'll pay

Cozy Glow: This time, we've got a better way to be bad

Lord Tirek and Queen Chrysalis: Sounds like a long shot, this "better way" to be bad

Cozy Glow: United as one, we'll make those ponies so sad

Lord Tirek: If we say "okay", would you just go away?

Cozy Glow: Once we have a better way to be bad

We want to break their friendship We want to make them weak You want revenge on Starlight You want that huge physique

So let's increase our chances By working as a team To crush our enemies to dust And laugh as they all scream!

All: laughing evilly

Lord Tirek: I think I see a better way to be bad

Queen Chrysalis: Just put me in charge, make me queen, you'll be glad

Cozy Glow: No! Listen to me, I'm the best of us three

All: Then you'll see a better way to be bad

Cozy Glow: Wait! This is my thing, a better way to be bad

Queen Chrysalis: You shall do as I command, I will rule this triad!

Cozy Glow: Hey! This is my song!

Lord Tirek and Queen Chrysalis: Sorry, not any longer!

All: A better way to be bad

Cozy Glow: Now you're making me mad

Lord Tirek: Won't the ponies be sad?

Queen Chrysalis: That would make me so glad

All: Now we've got a better way to be baaaaaad!