Humbug!



"Humbug" is a song from The Stingiest Man in Town and its animated adaptation]].

Lyrics
Fred: Merry Christmas, Uncle Scrooge! Scrooge: Humbug! Fred: Oh, be merry, Uncle Scrooge! Scrooge: Ha-ha-ha-ha! What's so merry on Christmas Day? The merry money you throw away? The merry bills you have to pay? When you say "Merry Christmas," I say BAH!

Fred: Here's a present, Uncle Scrooge. Scrooge: Humbug! I think that you're a fool to waste your cash! What's the present you always buy? A handkerchief or an awful tie, Look at this tie and you'll know why When I get Christmas presents, I say TRASH!

Fred: But everything at Christmas is so jolly and lively, The Christmas trees and wreaths of holly... Scrooge: Poison Ivy! Fred: The Girls and Boys who dream about St. Nicholas. Scrooge: St. Nicholas?!! Ridiculous!!! Fred: Don't you like him, Uncle Scrooge. Scrooge: Humbug! Fred: Good old Nicholas. Scrooge: That's all a lot of slosh! I abominate old St. Nick. His reckless spending make me sick. I think St. Nick's a lunatic! When you say "Old St. Nicholas," I say BOSH!

[Speech] Fred: Oh, don't be angry, uncle. Come dine with us tomorrow. Scrooge: Christmas dinner? What a repunerent revolting institution.

Fred: Oh, don't you want a juicy Christmas turkey? Scrooge: Detest it! Fred: Plum pudding with a brandy sauce? Scrooge: Can't digest it! Fred: You'll get a mellow feeling with humanity. Scrooge: Humanity... Insanity!!!

Fred: You'll enjoy it, Uncle Scrooge. Scrooge: Humbug! It may be fun for you but not for me. I'm not merry on Christmas day. I'm never happy, I'm never gay, If you think I could feel that way Then you are just as stupid as can be.

If you think I'll be merry. And chirp like a canary. Then you are even dumber than a dumb-bug! When you say "Merry Christmas," I say Nonsense! Fiddlesticks!! Poppycock!!! And just plain Humbug! Humbug! Humbug! Humbug! Humbug!