The Bunny Song

The Bunny Song is a song about bowing down to a bunny. It was sung by Mr. Nezzer and was released in Rack, Shack, and Benny.

Original Lyrics

 * Mr. Nezzer:
 * The bunny, the bunny
 * Whoa, I love the bunny
 * I don't love my mom or my dad, just the bunny
 * The bunny, the bunny
 * Yeah, I love the bunny
 * I gave everything that I had for the bunny
 * I don't want no health food when it's time to feed
 * A big bag o' bunnies is all that I need
 * I don't want no buddies to come out and play
 * I'll sit on my sofa, eat bunnies all day
 * I won't go to church, and I won't go to school
 * That stuff is for sissies, but bunnies are cool


 * Backup Singers:
 * I don't want no pickles, I don't want no honey, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
 * I don't want a tissue when my nose is runny, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
 * I don't want to tell you a joke that is funny, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
 * I don't want to play on a day that is sunny, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny (continues in the background)


 * Mr. Nezzer:
 * The bunny, the bunny
 * Whoa, I love the bunny
 * I don't love my mom or my dad, just the bunny
 * The bunny, the bunny
 * Yeah, I love the bunny
 * I gave everything that I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaad... fo-or the bu-unnyyyyyyy

Later Released Lyrics

 * Mr. Nezzer:
 * The bunny, the bunny
 * Whoa, I love the bunny
 * I don't love my soup or my bread, just the bunny
 * The bunny, the bunny
 * Yeah, I love the bunny
 * I gave everything that I had for the bunny
 * I don't want no health food when it's time to feed
 * A big bag o' bunnies is all that I need
 * I don't want no buddies to come out and play
 * I'll sit on my sofa, eat bunnies all day
 * I won't eat no beans, and I won't eat tofu
 * That stuff is for sissies, but bunnies are cool


 * Backup Singers:
 * I don't want no pickles, I don't want no honey, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
 * I don't want a tissue when my nose is runny, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
 * I don't want to tell you a joke that is funny, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
 * I don't want to play on a day that is sunny, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny (continues in the background)


 * Mr. Nezzer:
 * The bunny, the bunny
 * Whoa, I love the bunny
 * I don't love my soup or my bread, just the bunny
 * The bunny, the bunny
 * Yeah, I love the bunny
 * I gave everything that I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaad... fo-or the bu-unnyyyyyyy

New and Improved Lyrics

 * Mr. Nezzer:
 * The bunny, the bunny
 * Whoa, I ate the bunny
 * I didn't eat my soup or my bread, just the bunny
 * The bunny, the bunny
 * Oh, I love the bunny
 * But now I feel sick in the head from the bunny
 * I didn't eat my salad, I didn't eat my steak!
 * I had too much candy! Got a tummy ache!
 * I need to eat good food to help me to grow.
 * I'll obey my momma 'cuz she loves me so!
 * Yeah, I'll go to church, and I'll go to school!
 * That stuff is important, and I ain't no fool!!


 * Backup Singers:
 * I don't want no pickles, I don't want no honey, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
 * I don't want a tissue when my nose is runny, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
 * I don't want to tell you a joke that is funny, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny
 * I don't want to play on a day that is sunny, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny (continues in the background)


 * Mr. Nezzer: [spoken as backup singers sing] No, no, no, no girls! No that's wrong! I learned my lesson! Oh you're gonna get tummy aches! Now you stop singing that stuff! Listen here girls! Oh no!


 * Mr. Nezzer:
 * The bunny, the bunny
 * Whoa, I ate the bunny
 * I didn't eat my soup or my bread, just the bunny
 * The bunny, the bunny
 * Oh, I love the bunny
 * But now i feel sick in the heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad... fro-om the bu-unnyyyyyyy

Trivia

 * A few weeks after Rack, Shack and Benny was released, parents began sending in letters to Big Idea, complaining that their kids were singing "I don't love my mom or my dad, just the bunny", and "I won't go to church, and I won't go to school". They were forced, as a result, to change the lyrics in Very Silly Songs! and later releases of Rack, Shack and Benny. The two lyrics, as a result, became "I don't love my soup, or my bread, just the bunny" and "I won't eat no beans, and I won't eat tofu" After that the creators learned not to put catchy music in a song meant to have a bad message for an episode..
 * The ending of the Bunny Song sounded like a burlesque song.
 * The part of the song, "I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny." makes no sense since you normally would not need a plate or any type of silverware to eat a chocolate bunny.