Happy Evil Love



"Happy Evil Love Song" is a song performed by Dr. Doofenshmirtz on vocals and uke, and his unnamed girlfriend. It accompanies a montage showing them spending time with each other during their prominent yet short-lived relationship along with the potential they had together.

Original Version
Doofenshmirtz: Love was once a crazy dream, Now it's my new evil scheme Doofenshmirtz's girlfriend: And I'm as happy as can be! Both: It's the age-old story

How an evil boy meets an evil girl, We got a love strong enough to rule the whole wide world, We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff, I found my other half, yes, I got an evil love! Backup singers: (La-la, la-la-la-la)

(musical interlude)

Doofenshmirtz: When our robot armies march Girlfriend: To the beating of our hearts, I'm as happy as can be! Both: It's the age-old story

How an evil boy meets an evil girl, We got a love strong enough to rule the whole, wide world, We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff, You can't foil a plan that's built upon evil love! Backup singers: (Love-love, love-love-love-love) Girlfriend: Oo-ooh...ooh-ooh...ooh-ooh... Doofenshmirtz: Evil love...

Demo version
Love was once a crazy dream Now it's my new evil scheme And I'm as happy as can be If you'll plan it all with me

We'll take this town by force Hand in hand, of course And I'm as happy as can be

It's the age-old story how An evil boy meets an evil girl We got a love strong enough To rule the whole wide world We both maniacally laugh At all the same things First we'll steal a glance, then a kiss And then our wedding rings

When our robot armies march To the beating of our hearts I'm as happy as can be With this evil girl by me

Hey, Doctor, I'm all yours Matching lab coats: his and hers And I'm as happy as can be

When we tell our story how An evil boy meets an evil girl We got a love strong enough To rule the whole wide world We both maniacally laugh At all the same things First we'll steal a glance, then a kiss And then our wedding rings