GlomTales

 is Flintheart Glomgold's own version of the DuckTales theme song on which he replaces all the lyrics with his own in order to best Scrooge, only to find out he’s caught for copyright infringement.

Lyrics
Life is like an evil scheme, here on GlomTales Sharks and bombs and Scrooge’s screams, it cannae GlomFail Cannae top my grand plan, to beat that Scotsman

GlomTales! Technically I’m Scottish as well GlomTales! Uugggghhh—Scrooge stinks, Scrooge stinks, Scrooge stinks, Scrooge stinks

GlomTales! What’s next? Oh yeah! C-C-C-CG, it’s so fancy Once Scrooge sees this, there’s no chance he Cannae compete with the glory of GlomTales!

Bravest, strongest, and most modest, GlomTales! Okay, we ran out of budget, but kids 6 to 10 will love it GlomTales!