I Can Change

"I Can Change" is a villain song sung by the main antagonist Saddam Hussein in the film, South Park: Bigger, Longer &amp; Uncut. Hussein sings it to Satan to change his mind and bring him along to conquer Earth.

Lyrics
Saddam: Some people say that I'm a bad guy They may be right, they may be right. But its not as if I don't try ''I just fuck up. Try as I might.''

But I can change, I can change. I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it. I'll open up my heart and I will share it. Any minute now I will be born again.

Yes I can change, I can change. I know I've been a dirty little bastard. I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change.

Its not my fault that I'm so evil It's society, society. You see, my parents were sometimes abusive And it made a prick of me.

But I can change, I can change! I can learn to keep my promises, I know it! I'll open up my heart and I will show it... Any minute now I will be born again!

Satan: But what if you never change? What if you remain a sandy little butthole?

Saddam: ''Hey Satan! Don't be such a twit.'' Mother Teresa won't have shit

On me! Just watch, just watch me change here I go I'm changing!!!

Heeeeeeey Satan!