Impress My Professor



"Impress My Professor" is a song sung by Heinz Doofenshmirtz to Perry the Platypus in order to count him his plans to impress his old professor, Dr. Gevaarlijk.

Lyrics
Doofenshmirtz: Back in class, Evil 101 I always had so much fun Though the one who advised me, openly despised me Still, I always tried to be number one

Well, I wanted a mentor to share my world view But I got a tormentor, I was hated, it's true Now I have one more chance, and it could mean my advancement So there's only one thing I must do:

I must impress my professor Singers: He's got to be good Doofenshmirtz: I must impress my professor Singers: He's misunderstood Doofenshmirtz: Ooh, ooh Singers: (At the same time) He needs validation for his evil creation Doofenshmirtz: Like any good evil scientist would

I... must... impress my professor to be a success Singers: (At the same time) He... must... impress his professor to be a success Doofenshmirtz: Or I will still be a flunky, a diploma-less monkey Singers: Or he will still be a flunky, a diploma-less monkey All: In the eyes of this person Whose opinion may worsen Doofenshmirtz: If my evil invention's not great

Doofenshmirtz: I must impress my professor Singers: Impress his professor Doofenshmirtz: I must impress my professor Singers: Impress his professor Doofenshmirtz: I must impress my professor All: Before it's too late!