Todd's Lemonade

"Todd's Lemonade" is a song featured in the Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles episode, The Evil League of Mutants.

Lyrics
Huginn and Muninn:

He is the very model of a warring warrior scientist

He’s mutated things from vegetable, animal, to cyclist

We want those little turtles to crush them with our iron fist

From Brooklyn to the bowery he’ll grind them into nothingness

As a boss he is extremely caring and a touch quite passionate

But all they do is treat him as their classic villain antagonist

Our evil friends here today, he has some exciting news (exciting news)

‘Twas thirteen years ago today he made those turtles with the ooze

All:

‘Twas thirteen years ago today he made those turtles with the ooze

‘Twas thirteen years ago today he made those turtles with the ooze

Huginn and Muninn:

At the battle nexus Draxum found himself the perfect human fight-er

He was the greatest champion; his abs there were none tight-er

Mutating him was going to be nothing short of masterful

With warriors made from him the Baron would be oh so powerful

All:

Mutating him was going to be nothing short of masterful

With warriors made from him the Baron would be oh so powerful

Muninn:

The turtles rejection of him is nothing short of blasphemous!

In several social circles he’s unison with *PUNCH* fabulous

Baron Draxum:

(spoken) Fine, I guess I’ll give them what they want.

After I gave them life my lab was set on fire and destroyed

By a cheesy action hero whose movies I don’t enjoy

So I presumed them lost and therefore I had all but given up

Only I discovered weeks ago that they in fact had not burned up

Now that you know their origins it’s time for us to make a plan

And yes, we’ll need the skills of everyone including anchorman

All:

And yes, we’ll need the skills of everyone including anchorman

Baron Draxum:

Now my friends the time is here we mutants come together for a stand

Let’s put a close on our first meeting of our merry little band

So join me in ending them, our greatest foes, for I insist

I am the very model of a warring warrior scientist

All:

So join him in ending them, our greatest foes, for he insists

He is the very model of a warring warrior scientist.