Doof's Evil Hideout Vacation Swap

"Doof's Evil Hideout Vacation Swap" is a song performed in the episode "Live and Let Drive".

Lyrics
Doofenshmirtz Swanky New Evil Lair! It's an even swap, A variation on a timeshare He can use the kitchen and the hallway closet Don't touch the rocket or you'll lose your deposit It's an old-school evil hideout vacation swap.

It's an elegant lair with spectacular views But the carpets are white, so please take off your shoes The wiring is new, so you won't blow an electrical fuse

It's a swanky new evil hideout vacation An old school evil hideout vacation Yes, it's Doofenshmirtz evil hideout vacation swap.

Vacation swap!