Petey's King of France

Petey's King of France is the villain song in Mickey, Donald and Goofy: The Three Musketeers. It is sung by Pete who plans to dominate France is working and has a large chance of succeeding.

Lyrics
Pete: I was born to cheat and lie I'm a mean rotten guy When you ask me why I'm nasty, here's my reason why At that stork delivery mommy screamed

(Pete's Mother Impression): Woe is me, such a dork. Hey, Mr. Stork Behold my misery Pete is ghastly, Pete's a blob, Pete's a nasty naughty slob

Pete (normal voice): Can it sister, I'm the mister who will get the job So I'm nasty I'm no good I'll be king, knock on wood I'll impress ya, though I'm just a common lowly hood ha!

If you can't be loved be feared Don't get shoved, sheep get smeared Be the king pull the string Or else you might get speared

I'm so happy I could dance, seize my chance, I'll advance Come and cheer me, love and fear me, Pete is King of France

Come and cheer me, love and fear me Pete is King of France

(Er, why'd the music stop?)