Cozy Glow: I think I know a way that we can grow
Time to try something new, something better
No more solo, trust is the way to go
And all we need to do is work together
Lord Tirek: Ah, please!
No thanks, no way, I feel the need to say
I'm smarter, stronger, and I don't need you two
Queen Chrysalis: Ha!
Stronger? Okay, I guess we'll downplay
How bad you got your rear end handed to you
Cozy Glow: It's time to try a better way to be bad
Lord Tirek: groans
Lord Tirek and Queen Chrysalis: Do we really need a better way to be bad?
Cozy Glow: United as one
Queen Chrysalis: Teamwork? Please, what a fad
Cozy Glow: Combine all our strength, we'll go to any length
Once we have a better way to be bad
Let's go, begin, this time we're gonna win
Queen Chrysalis: The ice you're on is thin, so watch what you say
Cozy Glow: I know you're in, I think I see a grin
Lord Tirek: For all this pain and torture, I swear you'll pay!
Cozy Glow: This time, we've got a better way to be bad
Lord Tirek and Queen Chrysalis: Sounds like a long shot, this "better way" to be bad
Cozy Glow: United as one, we'll make those ponies so sad
Lord Tirek: If we say "okay", would you just go away?
Cozy Glow: Once we have a better way to be bad
We want to break their friendship
We want to make them weak
You want revenge on Starlight
You want that huge physique
So let's increase our chances
By working as a team
To crush our enemies to dust
And laugh as they all SCREAM!
All: (laughing evilly)
Lord Tirek: I think I see a better way to be bad
Queen Chrysalis: Just put me in charge, make me queen, you'll be glad
Cozy Glow: No! Listen to me, I'm the best of us three
All: Then you'll see a better way to be bad
Cozy Glow: Wait!
This is my thing, a better way to be bad
Queen Chrysalis: You shall do as I command, I will rule this triad!
Cozy Glow: Hey! This is my song!
Lord Tirek and Queen Chrysalis: Sorry, not any longer!
All: A better way to be bad
Cozy Glow: Now you're making me mad
Lord Tirek: Won't the ponies be sad?
Queen Chrysalis: That would make me so glad
All: Now we've got a better way to be BAAAAAAAAD!