Don't Make Me Laugh

Don't make me laugh

Don't make me laugh

My funny friend, don't make me bend in half

Don't be a card, babe

Don't mess with Drake

Don't make me laugh so hard that you begin to ache

Don't make me laugh

Don't pull my leg

May I suggest you would do best to beg

If you say no, miss, If you refuse

This is your notice that I refuse to lose

Say yes, my love, And go with a winner

Believe me, that would be wiser

Say no, poor dove, And you're a shark's dinner

And Hubie's the appetizer

Get the picture?

Don't make me laugh

Or slap my knee

I'm no hyena, so Marina

What'll it be?

Right this way to the Drake estate

Or write your epitaph

You choose your fate

Don't make me wait

And baby, don't make me laugh!