The Pebble & The Penguin - Don't Make Me Laugh
"Don't Make Me Laugh" is the villain song of Drake, sung in The Pebble and the Penguin as he is trying to get Marina to marry him.
Lyrics
Don't make me laugh
Don't make me laugh
My funny friend, don't make me bend in half
Don't be a card, babe
Don't mess with Drake
Don't make me laugh so hard that you begin to ache
Don't make me laugh
Don't pull my leg
May I suggest you would do best to beg
If you say no, miss, If you refuse
This is your notice that I refuse to lose
Say yes, my love, And go with a winner
Believe me, that would be wiser
Say no, poor dove, And you're a shark's dinner
And Hubie's the appetizer
Get the picture?
Don't make me laugh
Or slap my knee
I'm no hyena, so Marina
What'll it be?
Right this way to the Drake estate
Or write your epitaph
You choose your fate
Don't make me wait
And baby, don't make me laugh!
