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{{Evil Lair
|image = The Freek Land.jpg
|fullname = Freek Land
|alias = Fabulous Freek Land<br>
Skuggs' Fabulous Freek Land
|origin = ''Freaked''
|edifice = Decadent funfair-styled mutant freak farm
|location = Somewhere outside Santa Flan in South America
|residents = {{Scroll box|*[[w:c:villains:Elijah C. Skuggs|Elijah C. Skuggs]] <small>(founder and proprietor)</small>
*Mr. Toad
*Eye n' Eye
*Ricky Coogin <small>(prisoner; formerly)</small>
*Ernie <small>(prisoner; formerly)</small>
*Julie <small>(prisoner; formerly)</small>
*Ortiz the Dog Boy <small>(prisoner; formerly)</small>
*The Bearded Lady <small>(prisoner; formerly)</small>
*Sockhead <small>(prisoner; deceased)</small>
*Worm <small>(prisoner; formerly)</small>
*Nosey <small>(prisoner; formerly)</small>
*Cowboy  <small>(prisoner; formerly)</small>
*Eternal Flame <small>(prisoner; formerly)</small>
*Rosie the Pinhead <small>(prisoner; formerly)</small>
*Frogman  <small>(prisoner; formerly)</small>}}
|properties = Mutant Emperiom<br>
Skuggs' Den<br>
Skuggs' Shed<br>
Snackbars<br>
Speaker equipments<br>
Light equiptments<br>
Freek art portraits<br>
Tasty Freeks Machine
|purposes = To serve as both the mad Elijah Skuggs' colorful mutant-producing place of business.
|status = Inactive
|type of evil lair = Freakishly Bizarre Amusement Park}} {{Quote|Welcome to Freek Land, home of nature's most repulsive mistakes. Don't forget to visit our snackbar. And please, no spitting.| PA announcer speakers at Freek Land.}}

The '''Freek Land''' is an creepily evil amusement park-like mutant freak farm founded and owned by the nastily evil Southern American businessman [[w:c:villains:Elijah C. Skuggs|Elijah C. Skuggs]] and it is located somewhere in South America. It serves as the main setting of the 1993 American comedy movie ''Freaked'' (originally titled ''Hideous Mutant Freekz'').

Skuggs built his own mutant emporium to be in the South American wilderness to hide his insidious experiments and his dirty dealings, most involved the controversial fertilizer [[Zygrot 24]], away from the eyes of the law.

When former child star Ricky Coogan accepted a job from the slimy mega-corporation [[w:c:villains:E.E.S.|E.E.S. (the "Everything Except Shoes Corporation")]] to promote Zygrot 24 in South America. Although hesitant at first, the greedy, self-centered Coogin caves in after their sleazy chairman offers him $5,000,000 and he hops on the first plane to South America with his buddy Ernie. During their flight, the duo have a run-in with Ricky's number one fan Stuey Gluck. Showing no compassion at all, Ricky quickly brushes Stuey off, causing a series of events that ends up with Stuey falling out of the airplane and plummeting to the ground below.

Once Ricky and Ernie arrive in the country of Santa Flan, they cross paths with a group of protesters, specifically the hard-willed and attractive young environmentalist named Julie. The two con Julie into thinking they are also environmentalists and she agrees to join them on a trip to an anti-Zygrot 24 protest. However, she soon finds out their true identities and the three are stuck with each other for the rest of the drive. They decide to take a detour to see Freek Land, a freak show, and they wind up in the clutches of demented proprietor Elijah C. Skuggs and his henchman, the long-tongued Toad. Skuggs introduces them to his "Tasty Freekz Machine", a contraption powered by Zygrot 24 that morphs regular people into "Hideous Mutant Freekz" to become part of his show. Julie and Ernie are merged into a pair of conjoined twins and Ricky is transformed into a hideous half-man, half-monster.

Now incorporated in Elijah's freak show, Ricky meets the other freaks: Ortiz the Dog Boy, the self-proclaimed "Leader of the Freaks"; Worm, the half-man, half-worm; Nosey, whose entire head is one big nose; Cowboy, the half-man, half-cow; the Bearded Lady; Sockhead, who has a sock puppet for a head; The Eternal Flame, who has constant flaming flatulence; Rosie the Pinhead; The Hideous Frogman, a Frenchman in a scuba suit; and the skeleton of Paul Lynde. At first, Ricky wants nothing to do with any of the other freaks, but soon warms up to them after hearing their stories of how they came to be here. Meanwhile, he discovers that he has developed a telepathic bond with Stuey and summons him to get help. Stuey manages to sell Ricky's story to the Weekly World News, but ends up being captured by a group of shady businessmen that presumably work for Elijah.

The night of the big show comes, and each of the freaks perform a routine for a sold-out house, including Julie and Ernie's comedy and dance routine and Sockhead's heartfelt rendition of "The Wienerschnitzel Polka". Ricky, encouraged by Worm, decides to turn his deformity into the acting chance of a lifetime: he performs the opening soliloquy from Richard III (which comes with subtitles for the "culturally illiterate" that condenses the famous speech into the more succinct "I'm ugly. I never get laid.") which moves the audience to tears and earns him a standing ovation. An E.E.S. executive arrives and, disgusted by Ricky's new appearance, tells him he is fired, causing the entire audience to start laughing at him. Overcome by rage, Ricky rips off the executive's head and the crowd runs away in terror, much to Elijah's amusement, ("now that's entertainment").

The next day, Ricky attempts to escape but is caught by a pair of talking, machine-gun toting Rastafarian eyeballs who take him to Elijah's lair. Elijah informs Ricky that at the next show, he plans to mutate him into a full beast that'll slaughter all of the other freaks, a surefire moneymaking event. On his way back, Ricky runs into the other freaks in the middle of their own escape attempt. He tries to warn them about the eyeballs, but none of them take him seriously. He gets into a blade fight with Ortiz, who ends up running off to chase a squirrel, catching the attention of the trigger-happy eyeballs who chase him out of the park. The freaks decide to elect Ricky as their new leader and Julie admires him for his selfless act.

After Ricky tells the other freaks of Elijah's plans, the group devise a scheme to get back at him by altering the supply of Zygrot 24 to transform Ricky into a peaceful superfreak instead of a murderous one. Ricky, Ernie, Julie and Worm tunnel into Elijah's lab and successfully concoct an altered batch of the chemical. Meanwhile, back at the quarters, Sockhead gets nervous and tries to make a break for it, only to be fatally gunned down by the eyeballs. Upon escaping from the lab, Ricky loses the Zygrot, but instead finds a tasty batch of macaroons, which sparks a celebration amongst the hungry freaks.

Ricky eventually finds out that Elijah's Zygrot suppliers are none other than E.E.S., who arrive at Freek Land with a shipment of Zygrot and an imprisoned Stuey Gluck. As they discuss their plans to mutate the world's population into an efficient workforce, Stuey follows a telepathic tip from Rick and manages to escape, grabbing the tainted batch of Zygrot along the way. Later that night, at the show, before he manages to deliver the Zygrot to Ricky, Stuey accidentally gets the chemical poured on him, transforming him into a 7-foot monster. Elijah sends the eyeballs after him, but they're quickly dispatched after the Stuey Monster throws dirt at them. Toad tries to take him out with his tongue, but accidentally swallows a firecracker thrown by Ernie and thus explodes, splashing goo all over the audience.

Elijah goes ahead and infects Ricky with his own Zygrot, turning him into an equally grotesque seven-foot monster. As the Ricky Monster and Stuey Monster battle to the death onstage, Elijah catches the E.E.S. executives double-crossing him and stealing his "Tasty Freaks Machine". Elijah soaks them all with the Zygrot, mutating them all into a giant, fleshy shoe. Right before the Ricky Monster is about to destroy the Stuey Monster, however, a wave of compassion comes over him, and he drops his weapon and gives Stuey a hug. Enraged, Elijah unsuccessfully tries to fight the Ricky Monster, who bashes him in the head, paralyzing him. Pleading for his life, Elijah says that only he can get the freaks back to normal: he baked a time-release antidote into a batch of macaroons. The Ricky Monster knocks him into an open vat of Zygrot 24, telling him that he "skimped on the coconut", just as the FBI arrive to save the day. Elijah dramatically rises from the vat, transformed into a hideous beast that looks exactly like Skye Daley. The FBI agents gun him down. After his first death, Freek Land was closed for good.

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