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Pretty Bird

"Pretty Bird" is a villain song sung by Nigel in the 2011 animated film "Rio". It is about Nigel who used to become a famous movie star in the past.

Lyrics

Nigel: I was striking, suave, ambitious,
Feet to beak, so birdi-licious
Now I'm vile, I am villainous, and vicious,
Oh, and malicious

I had it all, a TV show, women too
I was tall, over one foot two
Then they got a pretty parakeet to fill my shoes
That's why I am so evil
Why I do what I do

Chorus: He was a superstar
Nigel: So young and vital
Chorus: He’s nasty
Nigel: A South American idol
Chorus: He's a suspicious bird
Nigel: Who said that about me?
Chorus: A very vicious bird
Nigel: I'll have you rotisseried!
I'm a feathery freak
With a beak
A bird murderer
You think you're badder than me?
I've never heard of ya
I'm evil
I'll fill your cheese balls with weevils
I poop on people and I blame it on seagulls

It was him.

Chorus: He's a nasty bird
Nigel: I'm invincible
Chorus: He's ghastly
Nigel: I'm unminceable
I'm unwashable
Unrinseable
Like an abandoned school
I have no principle

All of you Brazilian birds
All 80 million birds
I'll tell you what I'm going to do
I'm going to make you...

Shut up now. Shut up! It's just me.

I will make you ugly… too…

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